03.30.06

50 Rules For Hogwarts

Posted in Humor at 12:39 am by Headmaster

50 Rules For Hogwarts [via MeFi]

My faves:

5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriate. (Probably shows my age)

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.

29. I do not weight the same as a duck. (Gotta love the Python reference)

35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental. (It’s funny because it’s true)

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

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