05.05.06
Titles of Harry Potter Fanfics We’d Rather Not Read
Here are a few:
Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again
Harry Potter and the E Street Band
Harry Potter and the It Was All Only A Dream
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza
Harry Potter and the Incredibly Long Run-On Sentence That ALmost Makes It Look As If The First Three Paragraphs Of The Story Are Actually More Like The First Three Sentences And Then Hermione Says Harry That Dragon Is Attacking You and Ron Is In Danger So Harry Potter Reaches Into His Magic Bag And Removes A Magic Card That He Says Makeus Enlargitus and The Creature On The Card Which Is A Griffin With The Body Of A Zebra But Claws Of A Lion Comes Out Of It And When It (The Dragon) s Defeated Harry Says It Was Voldemort and Hermione Says How Do You Know And Harry Says I Just Know and Ron Goes Gulp!
[Via BoingBoing]
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RavenclawWit said,
May 5, 2006 at 7:34 pm
I saw this one a few months ago. Really funny. My favorite: Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Girl Writing this Fanfic.
liz said,
May 23, 2006 at 8:08 am
lol, ive heard of a few :
Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza
this is one i prefure not to read
Harry Potter and Whoever Alan Rickman’s Character is are Totally Doing It
Harry Potter and the Titles of Harry Potter Fanfic We’d Rather Not Read
Lily said,
December 2, 2006 at 10:21 pm
Yeah, I read these ages ago. Love ‘em.